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mrswaylandworld:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you’re swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, and mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

(via iceomseonixt)

hanna-dora:

Alone Is What I Have. (2013) …alone protects me.
Sherlock art. Mechanical pencil, lots of coffee, and Photoshop.

hanna-dora:

Alone Is What I Have. (2013) …alone protects me.

Sherlock art. Mechanical pencil, lots of coffee, and Photoshop.

(via mirabilelectu)

johndarnielle:

shrimpojess:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

Nap charts guys.

want the NASA nap, but fear I would get stressed out by its proximity time-wise to the Bad Nap

johndarnielle:

shrimpojess:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

Nap charts guys.

want the NASA nap, but fear I would get stressed out by its proximity time-wise to the Bad Nap

(Source: itsaisha5hah, via my-other-impala-is-a-tardis)

rutobuka2:

Battlestar Galactica crossover commissioned by Trinitywings!!
this was very fun to draw, especially their outfits!! though I’ve never watched the show;;;

rutobuka2:

Battlestar Galactica crossover commissioned by Trinitywings!!

this was very fun to draw, especially their outfits!! though I’ve never watched the show;;;

*2

MOISTURIZE ME

Every day when I apply moisturizer and liquid makeup, I dispense it on the back of my left hand, and then use my fingers to apply it from there.

If I keep applying moisturizer to that spot on my hand and nowhere else on my hands, will I just have this eternally youthful spot there? I must test this.

Let’s revisit this in 30 years, shall we?

I’m not a regular dad, I’m a cool dad.

(Source: isaaclahye, via geothebio)

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

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"The best thing about writing fiction is that moment where the story catches fire and comes to life on the page, and suddenly it all makes sense and you know what it’s about and why you’re doing it and what these people are saying and doing, and you get to feel like both the creator and the audience. Everything is suddenly both obvious and surprising… and it’s magic and wonderful and strange."

Neil Gaiman (via aquestionofcharacter)

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gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 
The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

#”hello yes i would like 2400 donuts”#” okay sir what event are you hosting?”#”the event is called ‘i am going to eat 2400 donuts’ ”

I feel as though I am standing atop a burning building and I need to jump and they’re going to catch me in doughnuts. If I could draw, I would draw Sherlock falling into these doughnuts. It would be great.

gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 

The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

I feel as though I am standing atop a burning building and I need to jump and they’re going to catch me in doughnuts. If I could draw, I would draw Sherlock falling into these doughnuts. It would be great.

(via pokemonmasterkimba)

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